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Lessons Time Pass Menu
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a LION appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Lesson Learnt:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be on the TOP!!!
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A . Ek Bigadti hai to ‘BANDH ‘ ho jati hai….Doosri Bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai..
A . Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A . In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye
A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
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CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master!
DIVORCE
Future Tense
of Marriage!
FATHER
A banker
provided by
nature!
CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present!
CLASSIC
A book
which people praise,
but never read!
The Winner is always part of the answer;
The Loser is always part of the problem.
The Winner always has a program;
The Loser always has an excuse.
The Winner says, “Let me do it for you”;
The Loser says, “That is not my job.”
The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
The Loser sees a problem for every answer.
The Winner says, “It may be difficult but it is possible”;
The Loser says, “It may be possible but it is too difficult.”
When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, “I was wrong”;
When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, “It wasn’t my fault.”
A Winner makes commitments;
A Loser makes promises.
Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.
Winners say, “I must do something”;
Losers say, “Something must be done.”
Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team.
Winners see the gain;
Losers see the pain.
Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.
Winners believe in win-win;
Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose.
Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.
Winners are like a thermostat;
Losers are like thermometers.
Winners choose what they say;
Losers say what they choose.
Winners use hard arguments but soft words;
Losers use soft arguments but hard words.
Winners stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;
Losers stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.
Winners follow the philosophy of empathy: “Don’t do to others what you would not want them to do to you”;
Losers follow the philosophy, “Do it to others before they do it to you.”
Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.